Desperate Teddys

5.555 Desperate Teddys, each one more chaotic than the last. While Steady Teddy pretends to have everything under control, we gave up on the illusion of stability a long time ago. Here it’s pure desperation, total transparency, and zero empty promises. No paper roadmaps, no fake hyped community. The only plan is to laugh at other projects’ failures (and maybe our own too). If you’re tired of collections promising the moon but delivering a JPEG with a filter, welcome to the honest side of the blockchain. Desperate Teddys: because the real alpha is embracing the chaos. 🐻